Sharing isnt caring.

Football today was crappy. i gotta stop sharing the ball so often because i had two open shots today but i decided to be sharing and passed the ball instead. gay move.

I gotta stop passing the ball so much. . .

SIMON ITS PARKOUR TIME!

Parkour? Parkour.

WHOOO! Simon here. I'm updating. I injured my shoulder today, it hurts when I lift it. Gay. How it got injured? MSSD football training. You would expect like, "Simon got really badly tackled", negative, push ups.. yes, push ups. Fifty push-ups, yeah yeah, fifty ain't much, it is when you are doing them in fucking slow-motion. We got punished so we had to do them, I think because we weren't disciplined enough and we came late, or something. Cikgu Rozaini issued out the punishment, he was like "pergi ke bawah bila saya tiup wisel saya" and he blew it every 3 seconds, fifty times, which is long. Tiring, as hell. I didn't injure it that day though. It was the today that I injured it, during PE, we had to do fifty push-ups as well, yep, punishment for everyone. I think because of the same reason above. Same whistle thingy, after that he gave us a long lecture that took the whole PE lesson up. I started feeeeeling it later walking to class. I think I pulled something in my shoulder.

Anywayyy, we we're all parkouring on the way to the sports complex. WHOO. Damn fun. Like monkeys. I like monkeys. They cute. Parkour is like. Parkour. Here's a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquXcwooV6A

Watch it. You know you want to.

No thanks bitches!

KaKa just turned down the 175,000,000 pound offer to go to Manchester City. Woopdiedoo!Good Job.

Well i got into the football school team. Its pretty awesome.
So yeah, its Torres time bitches.
Woot.
Who let the Drog OUT?!



Peace out. .

I want to make a post about my friend Alfin. I met him through Anwar, somehow. I shall make an Anwar post soon. I've never met Alfin dolphin in person though. Haha. Funny.

He's so Alfin. Like a dolphin.

I drew something for him.

Haha, damn that picture, so awesome. I'm so awesome. Alfin ain't awesome.

He used to be awesome. When he had loong hair. Like a singa. Ya know.

Singa.

He cut it. So sad.

Geng Singa is coming. After the exams, I'm gonna grow long hair. Geng Singa. Geng Singa.
Just kidding Alfin, you look pretty with short hair. Like a well made sandwich.

Wat.

I love you Alfin, so fun to talk to after school, and shit. This is getting to sound so gay. I'll stop now.

Alffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Such a dolphiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

Poop.

Simon here. Hmmm. School today was tiring.

I don't know about anyone else, but ICT is so boring.

Football today was crappy. Played like crap. Crappy crap.

I got back and Ryan followed me back. We talked awhile, he went home. I am just about to shower while typing this.

My dad is being a grumpy old man asshole, just because I asked him for fucking scissors.

The blog timing is being funny, like I post something now (7:15pm) and it comes out as 3 am. Weird.

I'm so angry and tired nowadays. Getting pissed at the tiniest things.

Sorry to anyone. I don't think this is healthy.

I hope this year gets better.

It's only half a month gone. Should get better.

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Hello. Simon here. Not many updates from either of us. Gay.
There's nothing much to blog about.

Oh wait, there's the school team footie. The keeper sucks. No suprise there. Forgot what his name was, Danial? Or some shit.

Sounds mean, but yerr. He's looks like Mr. Bean. Don't know if that's a good thing.

School is boring, but like, fun, but like, boring.

?

I got four pimples in the same general area. And my nose looks like fucking rudolph the red nose raindeer because somehow something got infected.

Wen't to Jihan's party thingy. Somebody I didn't particularly want to be there went, but it's okay. Everything's okay.

Oh well. Nice party. I have no say. Whatfuckingever bitches.

I'm off. Bye.

To the Maxx

Hey guys. Ryan here. Im currently blogging in schoolio. Hahaha, in Ict class now and its kinda boring and were not doing anything so yeah.

Azalea is sitting next to me and she says hi. hahahahahahah. How cool am i blogging in school. Yeah? Yeah? Negative. You guys heard about chelsea smashing their fans? Apparently its cause the chelsea fans chanted ' Ronaldo, Ronaldo you should've died in a tunnel'.

Sucks to be him. .

Damn. .

WEll anyways, you guys have a good day. I went to sleep in the infirmary just now for an hour. Awesome.

Mudkips.

Ever heard of a Mudkip? Its this really awesome pokemon. here let me show you.

One of these days, you'll realise it.

Sup guys it's Ryan. Been sometime since the last time I blogged. How is everyone who has been viewing our blog?

So yeah i'm gonna blog about our school team's 2nd selection yesterday. Only 15 were gonna be shortlisted do yeah, was kinda scared. But i got shortlisted so its all good.

I'm blogging like that cause Simon said it wouldn't look too wordy if you do it like that. Thanks for lending me your boots Win Shen. Cause mine broke. . . My poor MV4's and F10's and MY PUMA's. if you guys get the chance, go to youtube and watch this vid called unco same and unco chin. Its super funnay. Bye guys.

Ass pissing.

Hi, people, and blog. Simon here. AGAIN.

Today wasn't a very great day.

I have diarrhoea.

It really, really sucks. Normally my body tells me "Simon, you need to poop" and I will be like "Yay." But I'm not looking forward to these poopies.

I took like a million trips to the toilet today.

I now know, what pissing out of my ass feels like.

I felt like shit(no pun intended) so I slept. Just woke up and went to do another one.

Bleh.

I can't think of what to write for my bloody essay.

That's all for today.

I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry? :D

Futon!

Hello. Simon here.. again. I seem to be the only one posting stuff because Ryan doesn't have internet, and Jian Yong is a lazy piece of shit.

Anyway, school was bleh. They ran out of food too. So that was bleh. I think im the only one in my form struggling with the FIRST CHAPTER OF MATHS. What a dumbass.

I

Hugged

ANWAAARRR!

That wasn't bleh.

He's so huggy. :)

Like a..

Dinosaur.

Enough about school. I wan't a futon!

Yeah! A FRIGGIN FUTON SOUNDS AWSOME!

Futon.

It's like a bed/mattress thing that you put on the floor and sleep and have good sleepy time on. :D:D:D

I'm serious.

I want one.

Gonna ask my dad. Haha. What a weird thing to request.

Anyway, I think I got shitty maths to do, I'm not sure.

I hate maths with a passion.

Bye!

Schoolio, Coolio? No.

Hi, it's Simon here. Today, I went to like school.

First time in like a month and like, two weeks?

Went to school late and the guard was like,

PERGI HALL.

I was like, Whoahokay. Then I saw ANWAAAAAAR. Then we walked together like happy couples should. :D

Then we went to the hall door and Chien Teng was stupidly leaning on the damn thing and she almost fell.

Should have seen her FACE. AHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, she said that we weren't welcome there because it was for like something for some people and stuff, I wasn't really listening because I almost cracked a rib trying not to laugh.

Then some teacher told me to go to class.

Then we went to the hall later and the Chan said some shit about some shit, I was damn stoned there. Then she said that those caught without proper attire would face a one-day suspension.

One
Day
Suspension

For not wearing the proper attire. I mean, yeah. We shouldn't break the rules and stuff. And you have to be strict. But shiiiit.

So I wen't to buy some cheap Bata shoes (Super quality shoes! YEAH!)... My dad asked why, because it was so cumbersome to do so and I told him why and he was like.

Wtf.

FOR NOT THE RIGHT SHOES?

We went anyway. I love my dad. He's so awesome!

This was a sorta long post.

Im going to like take a dump now. Bye.

Welcome back bitches. . .Dickslap yo. .

Today was the first day of school. Was alright i guess. Not much to report of today really. Im so sad cause most of my friends arent in the same class as me anymore. ;(. Sadcakes. . .

EL Nino to EL Hombre is the next level.

Today Simon and I went for futsal with fathead. I went up to the futsal court at abt 2 which was the time Simon told me they were gonna start. So i was like hokay. . . So i went up and my eyes were like suffering cause i didnt wear my glasses and was half blind. So i sat down on a bench and waited for them. Then i tried calling Simon and Fathead but there was no answer. So i was like WTF and waited there for like 15 minutes. Then i turned to my left and saw these people playing and since Simon and Gang wasnt there i decided to go up and have a look. Turns out they were there when i came up, its just that i was blind and couldnt see them. Good Job Ryan. . . What a waste of my life, and they saw a movie without me. They watched 'Yes Man'. . But i saw it already so fuck you guys. . Im going home. . .

Torres is god. Enough said.

I am finished with you.

Hey guys. Its Ryan. Firstly, Happy New Year everybody. Hope you guys had a great year and look forward to the next one. So yesterday, Gary, Szeto, Foo, Jian Yong and myself went for a jamming session to practice for the upcoming Battle of the Bands. Was fun and Jian Yong started singing. . Lolzers.