Ass pissing.

Hi, people, and blog. Simon here. AGAIN.

Today wasn't a very great day.

I have diarrhoea.

It really, really sucks. Normally my body tells me "Simon, you need to poop" and I will be like "Yay." But I'm not looking forward to these poopies.

I took like a million trips to the toilet today.

I now know, what pissing out of my ass feels like.

I felt like shit(no pun intended) so I slept. Just woke up and went to do another one.

Bleh.

I can't think of what to write for my bloody essay.

That's all for today.

I'm hungry. Anyone else hungry? :D